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Russia is reportedly the source of a story suggesting an inoculation being developed jointly by AstraZeneca and Oxford University could turn its recipients into monkeys because it uses a chimpanzee virus as a vector. Bad news for the right wing fascists but good news for others. BLM.

Hey guys, where you going. No need to run rest of the 26 miles. I won, I was in lead after 100 metres!

Last Christmas there were 28 of us at the table, all arguing and bickering but pretending we were having fun being together. This year I’m on my own, playing with myself and enjoying myself. Best thing? No Brussels forced down my throat..next year I’m having the fish. Merry Brexit Christmas everyone.

News Flash: TRUMP DID WIN GEORGIA AFETR ALL Trump lost Georgia by 11,780 votes but after Trumps call to election officials in Georgia it has been found that there was indeed fraud and that ballots have been found of 6,000 people voting for Biden. Those votes by the deceased have now been counted correctly as voting for Trump thus giving a total swing change of 12,000 thus giving Trump a winning margin of 20 votes.

NEWS FLASH: TRUMP WINS GEORGIA AFTER ALL. Trump had lost Georgia by 11,780 votes but after Trumps call to election officials they have stated they have now found 6,000 votes of dead people voting for Biden. Trump has spoken on Fox News to say these votes by the dead have now been correctly allocated as Trump voters thus giving a swing of 12,000 (6,000 off Biden and 6,000 forTrump) so giving the State to Trump. Trump declares USA greatest democracy in world and thanks the deceased for their votes.

Make most of how Boris is running the country...(1)schools will not open before 8th March and maybe not before Easter. (2) Getting children back to school is a priority. (3) Current lockdown still officially ends on 14th Feb even though Boris won’t end it before sending kids to school. 4) Holiday firms taking bookings for 15th Feb onwards. (5) So today I’ve booked three very expensive luxury U.K. Holidays all starting on 15th Feb (one in Cornwall, one in Norfolk and one in Yorkshire). One for each of my girlfriends and can ‘give’ them as Velentines gifts. On 14th Feb can say “Oh, sorry my love but we can’t go tomorrow. But shows you how much I love you. Hope you enjoy the Chinese Takeaway I’ve ordered for you. See you after lockdown.” Money I’ve paid for holidays should be back in my bank within the month and pussy I’m going to get when lockdown ends has doubled.

BBC News said there is now a ban on bottom trawling on Dogger Bank. It doesn’t say if it’s due to social distancing or HIV concerns.

BBC News: 22 year old stabbed to death in north London could have been Prime Minister says his mum. Mr Johnson pledged to do more to prevent young people from being sucked in the nihilistic gang culture. That’s a bit ironic by Boris as the 22 year old and his 16 year old friend were probably stabbed because they waere in a gang known as the Tories who are known to terrify the local unemployed and are often seen going round knocking on doors of innocent members of the public just before elections.

Boris Johnson makes a great political move as he pledges that any surplus vaccines left over from the 400 million doses ordered will go to poorer countries. World believes he is doing a good deed yet he is actually putting two fingers up to Brussels after they demanded tens of millions of our vaccines. So up yours Ursula Von dear Leyen.

Boris Johnson makes a great political move as he pledges that any surplus vaccines left over from the 400 million doses ordered will go to poorer countries. World believes he is doing a good deed yet he is actually putting two fingers up to Brussels after they demanded tens of millions of our vaccines. So up yours Ursula Von der Leyen.