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Make most of how Boris is running the country...(1)schools will not open before 8th March and maybe not before Easter. (2) Getting children back to school is a priority. (3) Current lockdown still officially ends on 14th Feb even though Boris won’t end it before sending kids to school. 4) Holiday firms taking bookings for 15th Feb onwards. (5) So today I’ve booked three very expensive luxury U.K. Holidays all starting on 15th Feb (one in Cornwall, one in Norfolk and one in Yorkshire). One for each of my girlfriends and can ‘give’ them as Velentines gifts. On 14th Feb can say “Oh, sorry my love but we can’t go tomorrow. But shows you how much I love you. Hope you enjoy the Chinese Takeaway I’ve ordered for you. See you after lockdown.” Money I’ve paid for holidays should be back in my bank within the month and pussy I’m going to get when lockdown ends has doubled.
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