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Remember the 96 dead!

Lord Haw Haw broadcast lies on behalf of the Nazi propaganda machine. If the expression had been invented then, it would have been (correctly) called fake news. He was later executed for his treachery. Now a female diplomat, subject to an obligation of confidentiality and bound by a signature on the Official Secrets Act, resigns allegedly for anti-Brexit reasons. Hands up, who thinks this lady Alexandra Hall Hall (yes, really!) is also a traitor and what should her fate be? Is it the final shot of a dying remoaner campaign that her letter of resignation somehow "accidentally" finds its way to the CNN reporters' office? And can pigs fly and shit on Battersea Power Station?

Apparently a husky dog was left alone and was so hungry that it turned the microwave on while trying to get at the bread rolls inside. And started a fire in the process. I ask you, what dildo stores food in the microwave? Anyway the dog should thank its lucky stars it can follow its arsonist bent in Stanford-le-hope in Essex and is getting off scot-free. In Hartlepool they hanged a monkey for spying!

The Independent: in a report headed: Catholic Church investigating two nuns who returned pregnant from missionary trip to Africa they have the following quote: "The mayor added that the nun had taken her vows less than a year ago and was loved by everyone." No, you don't say ... !!!

The Guardian: "Juncker says Boris Johnson told 'so many lies' in EU referendum campaign". Sad that what was once the "Manchester Guardian", a respectable newspaper, has degraded into a pathetic pamphlet for left-wing causes, and latterly is just conducting a tirade to support Remoaners. How desperate do you have to be, searching feverishly for any pro-remain arguments, that you quote a "gentleman" with alcohol problems? But his mumblings are presented as "newsworthy". Having been kicked out of government by his own Luxemburg nation he staggered his way into a lucrative E.U. job. Exactly the sort of cronyism that the majority voted to escape from! Years ago The Guardian was renown for mis-spelling its own name as "The Grauniad". Newspapers, including The Guardian, used to report news, not propaganda. Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels would be impressed by the Guardian's efforts. They wanted to unite us under one dictatorship too!

They asked May and Boris "What's the naughtiest thing you've done". I can't recall them asking Corbyn. He has done more than anyone since Oswald Mosley to make anti-Jewish sentiments respectable again. Can you think of anything else he's done that would make him deserving of the Naughty Step?

BBC News: "Essex lorry deaths: Vigil for Vietnamese victims". I dunno. I had to read his fucking Aeneid Book One at school. I really don't think those Vietnamese need any more punishment!!! (I fear I may have a "nobody understands me" experience here!)

Women's rights in Wales could be hit by Brexit, according to an "expert", who also expresses the opinion that "women are always at the bottom of the ladder." I wonder on which planet she has been living the last forty years, whilst so much has changed for the better. And I wonder if - JUST POSSIBLY? - this is the last throes of the desperate Project Fear propaganda peddled by the remainer camp. Not funny-haha, but certainly funny-strange.

BBC: "Ginger Baker had an expensive polo habit". He must have been the only rock musician addicted to the mint-with-a-hole, rather than heroin and cocaine!

With what sadness I noted the news that Rory Stewart is to reduce the number of undemocratic remoaners in parliament by standing down at the next election. On a completely separate matter, I believe there may be a zoo in the United Kingdom which would welcome one of the rare fourth species of orangutan. Or maybe someone would like a pet that can almost talk?