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Hugh Hefner, the stiffest he's been in 20 years.

How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt.

As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could feel her getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me. "I really need a new fucking boat", I thought to myself.

I asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that's not allowed if the baby is yours.

"Hey America *acid attack* , why don't you *gets stabbed* ban guns *nail bomb goes off* so then you'll be safe *gets hit by a truck* like us?"

Women are like blackjack. I try to go for 21 but I always hit on 14.

I walked into the pharmacy and I said to the clerk, "Hi, I'd like to purchase some birth control for my eleven year old daughter". "Your eleven year old daughter is sexually active?", she asked. "No, she just lays there like her mother."

What would you do if you had the money to send half of the niggers back to Africa? Send them all back... Half way.

News: US to allow elephant trophy hunting. In other news: Feminists all over the US go into hiding.

I told one of my mates a joke today. I said, "a nigger and a jew jump off of a cliff, who hits the ground first? The nigger because chains fall faster than ashes." "But wouldn't all the coins in the jew's pockets weigh him down?" He added. I replied, "the nigger stole them."