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Sing to the tune of this old man This old man he loved Rome He loves to wank at the old people's home With a nick nack paddy wack My dick is up a bone Time to call at the old people's home

I love it when the dark nights come in, it's my fav time of year. I always go round the old people's homes and steal the panties off the line then when I get home I sniff them while I wank it's pure fantasy and I lovvveeee iiittttt people

Hi Markrees I'd love to slide my slippery cock up Kevin Webster's hole while eating a kebab from Dev's. You're my bestest friend in the world but I have to take it easy because of my athsma but I'm ok after 2 puffs of my inhaler and a sniff of glue Bye

A scouse girl tells her mum she's pregnant. "Congratulations" says her mum "Do you know who the father is?". "Mum....if you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?"

Whats the difference between Gilbert Gottfried and a ginger? Well now, I would rather be ginger

Was looking up this hillsbrough soccer disaster and now I wish Gilbert Gottfried was a liverpool supporter

Mr Reek, Gilbert Gottfried is an American actor and he is one mean motherfucker. Sorry I have no beetroot or cabbage

How do you kill Gilbert Gottfried? Go for the juggler cas he is a clown

Who is the biggest motherfucker in the state of Idaho? GILBERT GOTTFRIED

When I was in first grade the teacher asked me who my father was? I told him he was a rapist, child sex offender There is no way I'm saying my father was Gilbert Gottfried