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Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant. Jesus asks for a table for 26. The head waiter says, “But there’s only 13 of you.” Jesus says, “Yeah, we’re all going to sit on the same side.”

What gets bigger the more you take from it? The lower class...

How do you milk sheep? With iPhone accessories...

People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Madrid. Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.

Greta Thunberg is what happens when Chucky from Child's Play fucks a Cabbage Patch doll...

Why are black people hard to see at night? Because prisons don’t allow visitors after dark.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number and she said, 'Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!' I said, 'Wow, I can't wait to pound her tight little twat!!' Then her friend said, 'She means 666-3629.'

How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1

I read that, " A Hindu group hosted a cow urine drinking party on Saturday as they believe it wards off the coronavirus, as many Hindus consider the cow sacred and some drink cow urine believing it has medicinal properties." Bad news people, I already tried and drinking Budweiser doesn't help!

An elderly Italian man went to his parish and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son." said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans, so I hid her in my attic and they never found her." "That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess." said the priest. "It gets worse, Father! I was weak and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors." continued the old man. "Well, it was a very difficult time and you took a large risk. You would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her. I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil and judge you kindly." said the priest. "Thanks, Father." said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?" "Of course, my son." said the priest. The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?"