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I think a Jew has moved in next door. There's tea bags on the washing line.

If you've had you're cock stuck in milk bottle for nearly 2 days is it OK to smash it? Asking for a friend.

I grew up listening to Soft Rock Band Foreigner who said "Don't Stop Believing". That's why every cunt makes fun of me at Christmas.

Prince Andrew is selling Viagra tablets called The Grand Old Duke of York. No instructions with them. When it's up it's up. When it's down it's down....etc

What goes yellow purple yellow purple yellow purple? Gok Wan having a wank.

My wife is an angel sent from heaven. I woke up this morning in the bath after apparently drinking too much last night. If she hadn't been there to help me out of the bath I might have fallen on the chainsaw that was idling on the floor. Why she was wearing an apron and rubber gloves I have no idea.

What's got four legs and goes "Meow...Meow"? Two frozen babies going through a Bandsaw.

I'm not saying the wife's thick but I bought her a vibrator for her birthday and she chipped all her teeth on it.

Unfunny scruffy faced Yid David Baddiel has a book out called "Jews Don't Count". Absolute bollocks. How else would the greedy bastards know how much money they have?

What's Dog shit and Women got in common. The older they get the easier they are to pick up.