My mates down the pub think my Down Syndrome nephew Craig should have Three Entries in The Guinness Book Of Records.
1. Worlds Biggest Tongue
2. Most Decks Of Playing Cards Eaten In One minute.
3. Most Dart Flights Sniffed Up Both Nostrils Before Choking.
I was visiting my granny when my granda opened the front door and walked in.
"Brrrr..freezing out there"
"Yes I know..tell me something i don't know...hahaha"
"Yer Granny likes it up the arse."....
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