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A new vibrator has been produced and the vibrations are the highest on record! Made in Bangkok

I take my job as a lifeguard in Bangkok very seriously I don’t care if an earthquake is throwing pool water off the side of the building, the sign says NO RUNNING *blows whistle*

Whiskey barrel scam has conned victims out of their life savings Thanks to Kier Starmer slashing winter fuel allowance, pensioners have been hedging their bets on whiskey to keep them warm

I walked outside to find a bird had shat on my car. In retaliation, I filled the bird bath with my piss.

One of the most important steps a sniper must take before a shot is to wait for the wind to die down You aren’t gonna make that shot if you keep farting

The JFK files have been released and it was revealed that his wife thought she was the one that killed him The file read: “I was in the back of the car giving him a handjob and just as he nutted, his fucking head exploded”

A day in Venus is longer than it’s year So if you’re terminal and only have a few days to live, move to Venus

I was at this house party last night when this gay asked me if I could guess his favourite drink Apparently “A full condom” wasn’t the right answer

NASA and SpaceX launch rescue mission to bring back stranded astronauts I feel sorry for the blokes, imagine how awful it must be, having to go back to your wife after 9 months of peace

Black ops 6 is becoming a lot like Fortnite now with all these new skins I liked it better when they were all white