Sickipedia

To all the Micks We don't give a fuck about Gary haggerty, I'm sure the pictures mean a lot in your area but mean fuck all to the rest of us, and to be honest they are about as funny as a cancer scare Can't you create a new site? Mickipedia sounds good , you can post on there instead

Child rapes - silence Concert bombs - silence London stabbings - silence Car driving murders - silence Letterbox comments - muslim fucking hysteria In summary, they are cunts. Thanks Blair, High 5 !

We were so poor growing up For Christmas I'd have a pack of batteries with a label on it that said 'Toys not Included'

Jokes with scores over a hundred all of a sudden? I'd like to welcome John Higgins and Stephen Lee to the Sickipedia admin team

Just had all my double glazing done by Safestyle UK. You know the TV promotion, " You Buy 1, you get 1 free" ? its a bit silly if you ask me. What am I supposed to do with these 8 free windows they've just sent me?

How do you get a vinegar bottle out of your arse without going to hospital? Asking for a friend

Why does the UK need the census this year? We already know from adverts it's 50% white and 50% black

Not getting enough steps in during the bad weather? Simply walk around the house after the wife and kids turning the fucking lights off.

Diane Abbot on holiday in Vatican city 'Wow, if this is the Sixteen Chapel I'd love to see the other fiveteen'

Bad news Train ticket price hikes Good news Train commuters getting slashed