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Paddy's been stuck at home for 3 weeks now, wrapped in Electricians Tape. He's Self Insulating.

A benefit gig is being organised to help fund research into the Indian Covid variant. Acts confirmed so far include. Raj Against the Machine. The Bombay City Rollers. Caste. The Cumin League. Mandeep Purple. The Birthday Chapati. Crowded House. Delhi Mitri (feat Justin Curry) The Sikhers. *more to be announced.

I'm looking for some musical acts for an album I'm recording. It's in Aid of people with various disabilities. The Album is called Quadriplegia and so far I've secured the services of...Pink Flid, Deaf Blind and Fire, Spastic Bertrand, Stealers Wheelchair and Bifida Clyro. It'll be produced by Phil Spectrum.

Me and my friends in the Care Home have formed a Hip Op group. We're known as So Soiled Crew.

Went to the Innuendo Appreciation Society's annual dinner last night. After some Pulled Pork and Jerk Sauce we had some nice Juicy Melons.

I hate it when people shoehorn the names of footwear items into their sentences.

Slimey Salmond wriggles free. The spawny cunt slipped the net again.

"If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." The search for a Sickipedia motto continues....

Statistically 0 out of 2 mods have a sense of humour.

To mark his conversion to vegetarianism Meatloaf has released a new EP feat... I would do anything for lovage, Stew out of peas ain't bad and.. You took the wurst right out of my mouth.