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I see that Sticky Vicky has sadly passed away. I'm wondering if they will be getting the flags out at her funeral.

MY EX - " I've moved on from a boy to a man." ME - " That's quite some transition, did you use steroids?"

BBC. The Bent Boys Club. Established 1922.

How do you get into a Fray Bentos pie without a can opener? Give it to Prince Andrew and tell him it's 15 years old.

Got vaxed yesterday and it didn't work at all. It was the vax ball cleaner and I'm now waiting for the doctor to call.

Fairplay, the weather is shit here. It has been raining longer than Prince Charles mother and the temperature has been in the 15's nearly as much as his brother.

Reports of massive queue's at the tills in Asda today, despite a holiday ban for staff during the Christmas period. Apparently a black worker called Clive had his holiday approved and is now sat at home while his colleagues struggle. All because black Clive's matter.

My wife said she is going to leave me because I'm too kinky in the bedroom. I almost spat her piss out when she told me.

A young Pakistani female woke up battered and bruised on a rubbish dump in a wheelie bin. The police believe it was a family honour crime. Father Chindha, mother Bindha, and brother Dumptha will appear at Birmingham magistrates court later this month.

Two black women on a bus with their babies. One woman says to the other, "So is your baby teeving yet?" The other one replies, "Yes, so far he's got me 10 dvd's, a new handbag and a bottle of Chanel number 5".