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Got vaxed yesterday and it didn't work at all. It was the vax ball cleaner and I'm now waiting for the doctor to call.
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Jonathon Ross is to sing Mistletoe and Wine as a charity Christmas song. The P.C brigade are dreading the bit where he puts logs on the fire.
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So as the winner of Britains got talent, how do you feel? Absolutely fucking speechless!
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For my wife's birthday, she wanted a new outfit. We agreed that she would look really good in something long and flowing. You should have seen her waving at me from the river Severn.
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I got ran over by a hire van earlier. Fucking Hertz.
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I think there is something wrong with my testicles. One is bigger than the other two.
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I love making the checkout girl at my local shop feel awkward by going to the till with just a cucumber and a bottle of baby oil.
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I see that Sticky Vicky has sadly passed away. I'm wondering if they will be getting the flags out at her funeral.
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MY EX - " I've moved on from a boy to a man." ME - " That's quite some transition, did you use steroids?"
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