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Not one of my normal posts. Bit more serious. If anybody knows of any lonely old people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends, can they let me know, I need to borrow some chairs.

Lewis Hamilton blamed his bad performance on the massive chip on his shoulder which made his car unbalanced.

Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cause Jill's real name was Randy.

What makes sad people jump? Bridges

The first million people that send me $1 will get a copy of my book on how to become a millionaire on Facebook.

The only way the Coronavirus will die is if it has dirt on the Clintons.

I just got back from Walmart, and honestly I was very shocked they had no toilet paper at all. With hesitation, I headed to the customer service counter to ask if they had any. All I got was a firm "NO" and a look of disgust. Walking back to the restroom with my pants around my ankles is a walk I never want to do again.

I introduced the new guy to everyone in the office. I said, "This is Chris and he's going to be working with us, but he may have difficulty understanding us as he's a mongol". At which point Libby the feminazi jumped up and ranted, "You're an utter disgrace to describe Chris that way, I would have said Chris has Down Syndrome and learning difficulties". Then Chris headbutted Libby square in the face. People from Ulaanbaatar don't take insults lightly.

It must be great being a Korean in this weather. You can take your dinner to work & let it slow cook in the car.

ARE YOU MUSLIM??? Take this test and find out 1.Do you have more wives than teeth ? 2.Do you own a £25000 rocket launcher but cant afford shoes? 3.Do you cultivate Heroin but have a moral objection to Beer? 4.Do you think vests come in 2 styles ? Bulletproof & Suicide? And most significantly 5.Do you scrape the shit off your sweaty arse with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean? If you answer YES to any one of these questions delete my number.