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During the covid19 pandemic many people are displaying a rainbow in their window with the message 'stay positive'. The gays also use the rainbow but as a symbol of solidarity with the LBGTQI community. They don't need to use the 'stay positive' message though. They are HIV positive enough already.

Just found a video of my daughter on pornhub. To make matters worse it sounds like she also has coronovirus as apparently she is a super spreader.

Philip Schofield has announced he is switching over to the BBC big black cock

I wrapped up an IED for the kids Christmas present this year. It will be worth it just to see there little faces light up

My daughter has started blacking up and singing country songs once a month. She must have started her black and white minstrel cycle

Prince Charles has got big shoes to fill tomorrow. Harambe's

My Gran loves reading the 50 shades novels. Mostly because she doesn't have to lick her fingers to turn the page.

What does a German politician have in common with a German pornstars mouth? They are both full of shit.

According to a gender studies student: "gender and kin type do not necessarily have to correlate with each other" it all sounds kin stupid if you ask me.

Just saw two tramps hitting each other around the head with cardboard. They were having a pillowfight