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That Greta Thunberg is a real bundle of fun. Can you imagine her having sex with a boyfriend with her giving a running commentary. " In the time its taken you to climax I can tell you that 7 whales have been slaughtered (grunt), that 40 seals have been clubbed to death (grunt) and that there have been 3 tsunami's that have destroyed various local fisheries."

Job requirements If your English is poor, you talk with a lisp, you can't put a sentence together, your gay/lesbian your black your homeless you cross dress well..... In keeping with current biased employment legislation that favours only minority groups out there, the BBC have a position just for you.

New York police have arrested Frank James in connection with the 10 shootings at Brooklyn Subway and to everyone's amazement, he wasn't accidentally, shot dead! What is the world coming to...

Car explosion outside a Liverpool hospital and it takes an ambulance 2 hours to reach them! (Liverpool FC footballers will yet again wear black armbands this weekend)

Lionel Blair is dead. It can only be a matter of time before the gay Cliff Richard follows him, PLEASEEEEEEEE.

The Mexican police investigating the shooting and death on the film set for Rust, have drawn a blank. No doubt Alec Baldwin can help.

Just been shopping in B & M and saw the Quality Street Christmas Tin and boy, is the tin small or what. It's shrunk so much they can hardly get any sweets in it. It's obviously in competition with Walkers (Air in the Bag) crisps for the least amount of product for your money. Merry Fucking Christmas to both of them.

A man on a push bike has knocked over and killed 3 people in the last week. Police are on the look-out for a cycopath.

There is a need to supply so many brain dead programs or Reality Shows as they are better known, that I felt the need to add my own list for future consideration. 1) Used condoms found around dogging sites 2) Funniest charity video as shown during Sky TV breaks (My fav is the wonkey donkeys) 3) Piles of dog shit left on the pavement One show per county! (A real winner this one) 4) Best road kill, colour pictures only 5) Top motorway crashes with blood, followed by 6) Worst traffic Jam's Let's face it, any of these can be successful if the presenter has big tits.

It's comforting to know that the hapless American, Prince Harry, is ensuring that the 'right' people are around Her Majesty. His next visit will be either her Platinum Jubilee or her funeral...Whichever comes first