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The lengths the Royal Family have gone to, to get Prince Harry back home

That Greta Thunberg is a real bundle of fun. Can you imagine her having sex with a boyfriend with her giving a running commentary. " In the time its taken you to climax I can tell you that 7 whales have been slaughtered (grunt), that 40 seals have been clubbed to death (grunt) and that there have been 3 tsunami's that have destroyed various local fisheries."

Just saw the queen entering St. George's chapel and as she spoke to the Dean, lifted her thumb backwards and said, " I've got no cash, pay the cabbie for me."

There's so many soap adverts out there these days and a new soap pod just out is called Ian Huntley. Use in all washes and keep away from children!.

Job requirements If your English is poor, you talk with a lisp, you can't put a sentence together, your gay/lesbian your black your homeless you cross dress well..... In keeping with current biased employment legislation that favours only minority groups out there, the BBC have a position just for you.

Good news/bad news On the Thames today the stranded Minky Whale has been put down. Bad news for the whale lovers but good news for those that make pet food, wax candles and other products from their dead carcasses! Waste not, want not...

Black Lives Matter activist, Sasha Johnson shot in head. Guess some Black Lives Matter..... less than others.

The BBC is spending so much time these days championing all things black with constant programs, articles, news and interviews using black presenters and reporters that they are now seriously considering changing their name to Black Broadcasting Company.

Details of the Queen's Platinum Jubilee have just been announced. What lengths the royals will go to get the world's leading expert on mental health, Prince Harry back to the UK.

If Harry & Megan got the name of Lilliput, from reading Jonathan Swift's book Gulliver's Travels. Then thank god they did not read Herman Melville's, Moby Dick!