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Given the wide range of utensils available, what was it about the spoon that prompted the dish to elope with it? joke by oboe. is this all this site has become now, shite like this.... and the ability to critique is blocked, so one cannot call out said shite.

The wife and I were using toys in bed, she said, "Put the big 9 Inch one in my pussy" I said, "Does that feel good?" She said, "Yes, now put the small one in my ass" I looked around and then said, "What small one?" "Your cock" she replied.

I am a lineman for the....... wait where do I work?

my mate told me that he and his wife had sex on a golf course earlier. "Oh yeah?" I laughed. "What hole?" He said, "The vagina."

I went to japan recently, and my mate told me the women's pussys go sideway ! Well they don't..... and i took harmonica lessons for fuck all ! some fat chubby bastard.

(my OWN original joke DO NOT claim as your own even i would not do that) RIP Diane Abbott Oh Sorry it's Hugh Hefner who died. I thought it said Huge Heffer

Just got my results from E-Harmony.. They matched me with a computer chair and a tub of lotion.

Well...... I hope Roger Moore likes kids.

Judas: Still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper. Jesus: The what? Judas: Supper. Ummm.....yeah, normal supper with the guys.

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