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I'll tell you how cold it is at the moment: I just tried hosing my car down and it smashed the fucking windshield.
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Guys, nothing major like the queen dying caused the site to crash, all day, yesterday...It was just John Percival trying to log in with his accounts.
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How do you offend a Sickipedian? Say Football's shit.
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Supergrass has autism. He's deluded himself into thinking he's a big, hard gangster that's stabbed 2 people when really he's just a 14 year old, Autistic jock - isn't that cute.
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I was raping our still born baby in the hospital the other day, when I thought: “something doesn’t feel right about this...” Dry as fuck...should have bought lube.
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Ggyyyybhuu ahhhhhhhhhhh yah Ha.... Harrr I........ Hunverten fonjuky Credit: Rosie Jones
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"Mwahahahahaha.... ..BAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... .HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..." Credit: Joaquin Phoenix/the Joker
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Greta Thunberg: "How dare you; you have destroyed my future." I'm pretty sure your chromosomes are what have done that...
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Having a meeting with Satan... Sulphur so good.
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You know what I've come to realise? If I spent the same amount of time and energy on finding my perfect girlfriend as I do searching for the best porn video to masturbate to, I would have a well better life right now.
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