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Olivia Newton Gone

The BBC have ruined Doctor Who by appointing Ncuti Gatwa as the new Time Lord. He will only be able to travel forward into the future as everyone knows, once you go black, you can never go back.

On this very day, a few years ago, my dependence on anything Irish started. Since then I've woken every day and the first thing I need is to drink Guinness and listen to the dubliners or pogues, while dressed as a leprechaun and doing a jig. So here it is, my confession... I've been a Craic addict for 2 years now.

What roams the deep ocean having sex with all the baby creatures and removing the heads of those who don't believe in it? The Mohammerhead Shark.

Why did the moderator unpublish the Back to Hell joke as a non joke ? Because he's a thick cunt and obviously isn't keeping up with the current breaking news...

Back to Hell part IV final episode.

Why did the stupid, ill informed anti - mask wearing cunt, cross the road without using the safe place provided? Because they thought they knew better than all of the educated scientists that were involved in creating a safe environment, even though they have no facts to back it up and rely on instead heresay and attention seeking fucktards to make their pathetic decisions for them. I was eating a crusty cob when that "joke" came to me.

Jethro Cull

Say what you like about Omicron, but your Mum still spreads faster and with more people.