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Magician: "Think of a number between 1-100, but don't tell me" Scouser: "okay" Magician: "Is it 96?" Scouser: "How did you know?" Magician: "Lucky fucking guess mate"

ITV have been heavily critised in the past for the amount of crap television they produce. One thing is for certain though. They won't be getting any flack now. Not the best "dark joke" but it's late and frankly fuck you! We do a good job on here with dark humour and it's funny to make jokes from tragedy. I do hope however that none of us personally attack people and make them feel like the poor soul that was Caroline Flack. That's just not fucking right. Also, I still felt I had good chance of banging her, because she was a bit mental. RIP Miss Flack.

So, Gwyneth Paltrow is making vagina scented candles now... Presumably because since Chris Martin left, she misses the smell of a cunt around the house?

Oh the grand ole Duke of York. He said he couldn't sweat But now he's linked in a paedo trial He's soaking fucking wet.

Scientists today were left disappointed when they thought they had found the smallest species of worm to have ever existed. It was later identified as a moderators cock.

I don't know what all the fuss is about with this coronavirus. I've been self-isolating with tissues and baby wipes for years.

You thought 2020 couldn't get any worse but Chris Rea's car has failed its mot.

This is Vladimir Putin. Please shoot him on sight.

Clip Clip Clip - Clop Clop Clop - Clip Clip Clip SOS in horse code...

Say what you like about Omicron, but your Mum still spreads faster and with more people.