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jizzlobber

5 years ago-Celebrity Death-Any famous person. -Post Rating : 58

ITV have been heavily critised in the past for the amount of crap television they produce. One thing is for certain though. They won't be getting any flack now. Not the best "dark joke" but it's late and frankly fuck you! We do a good job on here with dark humour and it's funny to make jokes from tragedy. I do hope however that none of us personally attack people and make them feel like the poor soul that was Caroline Flack. That's just not fucking right. Also, I still felt I had good chance of banging her, because she was a bit mental. RIP Miss Flack.

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