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In an effort to heal relations in the aftermath of the attack on the synagogue, some Muslims have formed a band and will perform a medley of retro rock n roll numbers Tickets for Jihadi-Waddy go on sale soon

"There's loads of people here. When I asked you which of Dickie Bird's friends were coming to his funeral, you said two!" "No, I said Botham"

This gender shite is a pain in the arse, but there is a silver lining We can now play 'Is that person transitioning or is she just Eastern European'

My black pal, who I've known for years, and know to be a huge Simon & Garfunkel fan, visited my house yesterday "Hello darkness, my old friend" I said, greeting him at the door

I looked up the definition of 'fascist' today, and I am absolutely astounded To my surprise, it does not mean 'Someone who makes points I cannot handle or defeat with an intelligent and reasoned argument'

"The colour of your skin doesn't determine your success in America. It's all about how hard you work and the choices you make" - Charlie Kirk. No wonder lots of black people didn't like him, they hate hard work and responsibility

"Methane" said Chris Eubank, telling me he is sound of mind

What's the difference between someone who accuses others of inciting hatred and violence, and someone who calls someone a fascist in order to get people to hate and commit violence towards them? None. It's the same person.

I know exactly what to do if I enter politics... Work a load of gullible idiots into a frenzy by convincing them that my opponents are fascists, so that inadequate people without minds of their own think they are more important than they are and that by supporting me they are fighting a noble cause And then have the nerve to say it's my opponents who spread hatred I may not beat them in elections, but it might just get them killed

I'm not saying Tyler Robinson enjoyed rough sex with his tranny boyfriend But his arsehole looked like Charlie Kirk's neck afterwards