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statistics show that 6% of road accidents are caused by drug driving, but 20% are caused by fatigue. So next time your about to drive home and you feel tired, have a line of cocaine and you'll be much safer

whats the difference between my wife and my car? most the lads down the pub have never even been in my car

to be fair to the nazis, they did ask the gypsies to move the caravans off the auschwitz grounds numerous times before they eventually got pissed off and gassed them

Ghostbusters director Ivan Reitman has died at the age of 75...producers have confirmed that he will now have a cameo role in the next movie

David Beckham is in the papers today for kissing his daughter on the lips, people are going crazy about it and I must admit there's no way I'd kiss my daughter on the lips, mainly because I know where her mouths been

had a go at putting a lighter to one of my farts the other day to see what effect it would have...it made no difference to the flame but everybody else in the lift went fucking mad

I've now got that many bumps on my cock that I pulled a blind bird the other day and when I got it out she didn't know whether to wank me off or read it

Valentines day today, no doubt I'll be doing a tour of the local graveyard...not to pinch flowers or anything its just my favourite place to masturbate in public

just watching this programme "Anne" about the Hillsborough disaster, got me thinking about my uncle Gary who we lost on that day, got me thinking about the upset and trauma it caused and still causes the family to this day....up until then we had no idea that he supported Liverpool

just had to take my Harvey Price advent calendar back to the shop, every window on it is covered in saliva