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my new mrs is taller than me in heels...so I don't bother wearing them anymore I just wear my flats instead

had a right bust up with the mrs, she keeps gong mad at me for pissing on the seat, apparently I'm a dirty bastard and I need to start actually getting up and going to the toilet

people are always quick to laugh when I tell them I never lost my virginity. Then when I explain that it was actually stolen by my uncle bill they soon change their tune

people are always quick to laugh when I tell them I never lost my virginity. Then when I explain that it was actually stolen by my uncle bill they soon change their tune

just had to take my Harvey Price advent calendar back to the shop, every window on it is covered in saliva

just had a row with my mrs over me pissing on the seat, she said that I'm a dirty bastard and that I should just get up and go to the toilet instead

driving down the m6 minding my own business when the driver of the car next to me starts hitting his horn whilst trying to film me on his mobile phone, I thought people these days have no regard for others. Not only is he putting everybody else in a lot of danger by using his phone whilst driving, he completely ruined my wank

Christmas Day in our house usually consists of me kicking off about how there's no way that fat cunt is taking any of the credit for the kids' presents when it's me that has had to go out and work for them... in her defence though she did wait in for the amazon delivery and helped get stuck in with the wrapping this year

how ironic is it when people upload their baby pictures but stick an emoji over the face that actually makes the kid look even sexier

just watching this programme "Anne" about the Hillsborough disaster, got me thinking about my uncle Gary who we lost on that day, got me thinking about the upset and trauma it caused and still causes the family to this day....up until then we had no idea that he supported Liverpool