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steak and blowjob day on monday which is only half as exciting for me as i only share my house with my daughter....and she is far too young to cook steak

I've now got that many bumps on my cock that I pulled a blind bird the other day and when I got it out she didn't know whether to wank me off or read it

statistics show that 6% of road accidents are caused by drug driving, but 20% are caused by fatigue. So next time your about to drive home and you feel tired, have a line of cocaine and you'll be much safer

walking dead actor Moses Moseley found dead in his apartment...some dedication that is, he's going to nail his role as a zombie in the next series

had a go at putting a lighter to one of my farts the other day to see what effect it would have...it made no difference to the flame but everybody else in the lift went fucking mad

just had to take my Harvey Price advent calendar back to the shop, every window on it is covered in saliva

married woman caught cheating "thrashed by 15 men until she lost consciousness"...I wonder what her punishment was

"naked attraction stars wows Anna Richardson by saying I love cock in 7 languages" I'd have simply told her that as impressive as that may be to some, I think actions speak a lot louder than words

dot cotton soon to become dot rotton

just watched that film about the woman who was disemboweled and left for dead...luckily she survived but didn't have the guts to press charges against her attacker