Sickipedia

Quitting this site. Suddenly a new account appears that's 1 letter different from mine. Then jokes I've posted that were scoring ok (above 30) get buried. Then the site goes down. I'm also bored of all the inter troll bitching and it's now become a sub IQ pissing contest. To all the genuine joke posters, thanks for the happy times, but like anything good, it normally ends up being ruined by a few sub human cunts. Bury this post if you like. Fuck everyone. I'm done.

Back in the day, I was in a band called Sadiq Kahn We refused to support the Police

So I said to the missus "what would you do if I won the lottery?" She scoffed and said "I'd take the lot, and fuck off and leave you, you alcoholic cheating prick" With that, I produced my ticket - "there you go, you fat hormonal cunt. Have a nice life, and enjoy the tenner! The door' s that way"

Hannah disappears... John Venables goes back to prison...... Do the maths....

That saying “you are what you eat” is so true! By the time I’d opened a packet of ready to eat chicken bites, I was ready to eat chicken bites! # stolen from live at the bbc

My dyslexic mate has jumped on the protest bandwagon by wearing some black Levi’s

So, for a romantic valentine's night, I took the wife out to my favourite venue, where i'd booked us a table. Turns out she fuckin hates playing snooker!! (Credit to original)

Looks like Tony Christie is going to forget the way to Amarillo.

Just been out picking apples... Or "stealing mobile phones" as the police put it

I hear God has got himself a new Desmond tattoo