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jimmyseville

7 years ago-Sex and Shit-Marriage-Post Rating : 1

So I said to the missus "what would you do if I won the lottery?" She scoffed and said "I'd take the lot, and fuck off and leave you, you alcoholic cheating prick" With that, I produced my ticket - "there you go, you fat hormonal cunt. Have a nice life, and enjoy the tenner! The door' s that way"

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funboy3

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Maria Corina Machado didn’t give Trump her Nobel for peace. She gave it to him to stop the flat knock-knock jokes. A real No-bell-end surprise.

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sickipaedo

3 hours ago

i visit sickipedia every day without fail, part of my routine. heres what i do, i look at each joke and meme, and if i like it or find it funny, i upvote it. if i dont i downvote it. i never look at who posted it, i dont care, im not getting involved in joke politics, im an adult. so downvote ths, i dont give a shit, but know this, you cannot hurt me. i have a page on facebook with 2.1k followers so i have fun there, and i have a poker group also on fb, with 3k members that i run, so its all good. the mods here have a hard time with all the sad downvotes, lets just upvote jokes if we like them and leave it at that ok. thanks

freddiewhomba

3 hours ago

Why did Machado give Trump her Nobel Peace Prize medal? Because nothing screams "peace" like handing your hard-earned award to the guy who once suggested invading Venezuela—now if he accidentally starts a war over it, at least he'll have a shiny excuse to melt down into bullets. "See? It's for freedom... or whatever."

mandylost

8 hours ago

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risco Old,childish and typical of this shitshow!

7 hours ago - View Post

mandylost They're not there to actually fight, they're there to represent the UK and NATO. Any attack on Greenland by the orange Mussolini will count as an attack on NATO.

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mrsniggerbaiter Finally you post something that's actually a joke instead of just being a little bitch.

9 hours ago - View Post

newagenazi orage you in agreement?

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lennyscrevasse Wrong again dograpist, keep digging through

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risco What?

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