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BBC news Friday.Tom Watson " I have left politics altogether after 35 years" ....later in interview.."I haven't decided which Labour leader to vote for"!

Adults who have never had a job on the rise....on the bright side...their team should win the premiership this year.

The BBC is to close the red button "Text" service on Jan 30th.The BBC states "this isn't a decision we've taken lightly,we want to give people even better services in the future"!

Bloody spellcheckers...I keep typing "Debenhams", and "Mothercare"...but both coming up as "Charity shops"

Due to racism, Meghan wants to live in Canada...where the Prime Minister blacks-up..with a husband who likes to wear nazi uniforms.

A bloke who looked like Kasper Schmeichel just asked me for directions - so I sent him the wrong way !

As Meghan is an actress, couldn't she play Yoko Ono,the woman who split the Beatles...........or doesn't she want to be typecast !

Police seek Batgirl.. Scottish and Lancashire police looking for conwoman Pauline Flatt...known as Batgirl because of bat tattoo.. Might I suggest....Check all CCTV's at blood banks and only bother looking for her at night... 'Evening all!

Royal fact..Prince Harry's willy is 8" but smells like a foot

Billie Ellish (the song whisperer)chosen to sing the new James Bond theme because she has millions of followers. The one after will be sung by Kim Jong-Un.