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jay1963

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jay1963

5 years ago-Crime-Murder-Post Rating : 4

I don’t understand why footballers are taking a knee to show support and protest about George Floyd. Isn't this how it all started?

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6 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Amputation-Post Rating : 26

I just read this in an agony aunt column 'I have been engaged to a man for some time, but just before the wedding, I found out he has a wooden leg. Do you think I should break it off?'

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7 years ago-Other-Misunderstanding-Post Rating : 3

Ronseal... "Does exactly what it says on the tin" Funny, I can't seem to find where it says ruins your best fucking jeans...

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4 years ago-Other-Sarcasm-Post Rating : 23

Last week I flew with one of those new budget airlines. Before we took off the stewardess reminded us to fasten our Sellotape

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4 years ago-Crime-Theft-Post Rating : 27

I got depressed when I lost my job at the Apple factory "Have you been taking any tablets?" asked the doctors "Yeah. Why do you think I got the fucking sack?"

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5 years ago-Events-Birthdays-Post Rating : -1

One of the saddest moments in my life was being left at the altar. Worst baptism ever.....

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6 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Dyslexics-Post Rating : 5

Even though I'm dyslexic, at least I'm a good dancer. Except when they play the Village People. I fucking hate that CMYA song.

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6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Women-Post Rating : 14

Lonely Hearts.Com... Lesbian seeks similar for relationship. Must like fish fingers and eating out.

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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 0

Im sick of all the shit on the TV these days. To be honest its my fault for putting the Bird cage there in the first place.....

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7 years ago-Other-Food and Drink-Post Rating : 1

A salesman knocked on my door today. I opened it and said, "You'll have to be quick mate, I'm running around like a nutter in here." "Who is your current energy supplier?" he asked. I said, "Red Bull."

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