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I don’t understand why footballers are taking a knee to show support and protest about George Floyd. Isn't this how it all started?

I could never work in the Jobcentre. Imagine if you got fired! You'd still have to show up the next day...

I just read this in an agony aunt column 'I have been engaged to a man for some time, but just before the wedding, I found out he has a wooden leg. Do you think I should break it off?'

Ronseal... "Does exactly what it says on the tin" Funny, I can't seem to find where it says ruins your best fucking jeans...

Last week I flew with one of those new budget airlines. Before we took off the stewardess reminded us to fasten our Sellotape

I got depressed when I lost my job at the Apple factory "Have you been taking any tablets?" asked the doctors "Yeah. Why do you think I got the fucking sack?"

One of the saddest moments in my life was being left at the altar. Worst baptism ever.....

Even though I'm dyslexic, at least I'm a good dancer. Except when they play the Village People. I fucking hate that CMYA song.

Lonely Hearts.Com... Lesbian seeks similar for relationship. Must like fish fingers and eating out.

Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say... Unless you're Chinese, then it's "squirrel".