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I saw my neighbour jogging at 1am this morning. I said, "It's a bit late for you Sarah, isn't it?" "I couldn't sleep," she replied. "That's not what I meant, you fat cow."
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Scientists have found that married couples share similar DNA. Hardly surprising, I've been topping the wife up with mine since our wedding night.
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I've been married to my wife ten years today. Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication. I don't know how she does it.
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I'm not saying I've got a big cock but when I get a hard-on, I haven't got enough skin left to close my eyes.
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Feminism: because not all women can be beautiful.
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To spice up my wank sessions, I tried something new. I now take a hit of rohypnol and see if I can finish before I pass out.
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I've learnt a life lesson today. Next time I walk into the house and see my wife crying, I'm not going to say "Is it because of your new haircut?"
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I keep making racist jokes about my Dad and his Thai bride, he finds it really annoying. And so does my dad.
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