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BBC News again.......Price or multibuy promotions on unhealthy food and drink, such as "buy one, get one free" deals, are to be banned in England from Wednesday. "Multi-buy promotions do not save people money – in fact, they encourage them to spend more", a spokesman says. Seems like Government logic. Getting one instead of two for the same cost .Who thought that one up , Dianne Abbott?

BBC Online News..........Pinterest boss says he thinks about Molly Russell every day. Well, whatever turns you on I suppose.

Tony Blair named on the new "Board of Peace " to end the two year war in Gaza. He did point out that this peace can only be implemented once Gaza gives up its weapons of mass destruction.

Tyler Robinson, arrested on suspicion of shooting Charlie Kirk is pleading innocence. "I'm being made a patsy" he stated. I wasn't anywhere near the grassy knoll so it can't have been me.

The funeral for Diogo Jota and his brother will take place later today . The food choice of a barbecue for the wake afterwards has raised a few doubts though.

Clifton George charged with murder of Annabel Rook in London after gas explosion. Strange as no photo of him shown on BBC news website. For the life of me I can't think why. Oh wait a mo, I've just clicked on google images

British couple arrested and detained in Iran. Next they were going to Pakistan! Someone please explain to them that if they go in to a cesspits, they will end up deep in the shit .

I've finally realised where I've seen Keir Starmer before. He's the computer generated character "Max Headroom" making his long awaited comeback.

Forty five African pilgrim ni... er pilgrim natives were travelling to an Easter service and found God much earlier than they intended. Hallelujah! He works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform.

I asked a scouser "do you ever wear cologne?" He replied "only when I've no hope in my heart". (Nod to Chum).