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Thanksgiving Day - Just another excuse for the Americans to Pig out

Last night I shagged the missus up the arse then she sucked my shitty cock off till I came in her mouth. But this morning I'm the disgusting pig for drinking milk straight from the bottle

VOTE IF YOU FANCY A BUM

why did the blind man fall into the well? because he couldn't see that well.

I once dated a girl with a twin. People asked me how I could tell them apart. It was simple, Jill painted her nails purple and Bob had a cock.

I'm guessing you all know the first rule of Assumption Club.

Single women moan "there's no decent men left" and it does my head in - There's plenty of decent single men out there. But they aren't interested in an unemployed skank with two chavvy brats from her estranged "baby daddy" who wears a dressing gown to go out in public, stinks of dogshit and loneliness and has a gunt.

At a wedding in Glasgow I whispered to a guy next to me, "Isn't the bride a right ugly dog" "Do you mind. That's my daughter you're talking about" "I'm sorry, I didn't know you were her father''... "I'm not . . . I'm her fucking mother.

Sickipedia has stolen so many jokes it has turned black.

your mum is so ugly, when she was born her mum said, "What a treasure!" Her father said, "Yeah, let's go bury it!"