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So, openly objecting to the gender reassignment of a plastic potato is hate crime... ....what a time to be alive.

40,000+ residents & retail staff board up homes & shops and fuckk off out of it. Thousands of people unable to flee stock up & barricade themselves in for the duration. Pubs, clubs & eateries forced to close. 9,000+ cops wearing obligatory stab vests. Around 3,500 armed officers deployed. Approx 1000 pavement walk through gun/knife scanners. Ebay & Amazon sales of carbon fibre knives undetectable by scanners reach their annual peak. Muggings & street robberies hit yearly high. 100's of road & street anti terror vehicle bollards sited. Paramedics, Police & Stewards issued with acid-attack first aid kits. England's harmonious culturally enriched utopian shithole putting on it's world famous African celebration of AIDS, STD's, Rapes, Stabbins, dysentery & violent thuggery. It's no Edinburgh Fringe, but hey..... ....it's part & parcel innit.

Putting Michael Barrymore in charge of Kent RNLI seems to be working a treat.

Wimin getting 'sucked out' is a legitimate optional extra said Ryanair Chairman Michael O'Leary today.

Dear Russia (& the rest of the world) if ye don't want ya spies uncovered in Britain just disguise them as Moslem Grooming Gangs!?

You’d think the engineers, scientists & doctors among them would be able to spot an unseaworthy boat?

The parents in Batley demanding a decent Moslem education for their kids... ....could always try fuckkin' off to some Middle Eastern Paki Shithole?

Any other year, Ed Miliband selling out his Jewish faith to front tv ads for Paki owned ASDA would be considered surreal.

Critics are saying BBC fundraisers like 'The Big Night In' don't benefit Africans.... ....i'm no expert, but i'm guessing without them, Lenny Henry would fuckkin' starve to death.

Sir John Major: 'UK needs a National Unity Government to resolve Brexit' No, what the UK needs you ugly egg whore fuckkin' cunt is politicians to abide by the principles of democracy & the democratic 'will of the electorate!?