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“Mo” is short for Mohammad whereas Mo’s wife is short because she’s only 8.

Whenever I travel I always stay at convicted sex offenders houses. Its just so convenient.

I just coughed really loudly with my mouth open next to a chinese person. I hope they dont think i was culturally appropriating them.

Ive just deep cleaned my flat so thoroughly that you could literally eat your dinner off one of the plates in my kitchen.

Can we please refrain from using islamaphobic words on this site such as; rape, pedo, rape gang, grooming etc. These words are directly associated with common islamic past times and are a serious part of their culture and are not to be joked about. Thank you

Mods, feel free to remove. I deleted all my social media and so I’ve got nowhere to vent to now. So thats why Im here. Im just over the moon about some good news and had to share it with other human beings if thats quite alright. My sister is pregnant! Im so happy! Its the first baby in the family for years. I cant believe it. Im going to be a dad!

Ok so the bad news is that I accidentally got an IQ test instead of a covid test but the good news is that it came back negative.

“How many more Palestinians need to die in Gaza?!” The protesters roared. I ran the maths and after 60,000 successful kills that leaves around 823,000 who still need to die.

Whats the difference between having sex with a dead body and having sex with my wife? This isn't a joke but a genuine question as I cant seem to tell the fucking difference!

“Facebook responsible for 94% of 69 million child sex abuse images reported by US tech firms” Urgh I’m sick of seeing these Facebook adverts. They’ll say anything to get you back.