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Emma Raducanu in the Cincinnati Open - close game, it was hard for 3 hours.

It's not as if a stiffy in the Vatican is a rare event.

The idea of Liz Truss having an affair with Mark Field MP, leaves a nasty taste in the mouth. The flavour is just like the green slime from decomposing lettuce.

Emma Raducanu is doing well in the tennis - watching her every move. All this tennis don't half make the wrist hurt though.

Glad they cut the scene of Rees-Moggs enjoying the only Brexit benefit he ever identified (the extra-strong-sucking vacuum).

Baker here: I had a call from Mrs Cox to bake a cake for her son with "I Suck Cocks" written on the top. I thought it was odd, but she confirmed the words were definitely correct when I repeated it to her. The cake looked great, with big red letters on pink icing; but Mrs Cox and her son Isaac were F-ing furious !

USA MAGA, on the anniversary date of July 13th, every year they will be wearing sanitary products on their right ear.

To be totally honest, I think he's a bit on the old side for getting an ear piercing done.

BBC website headline "Man caught smuggling 100 snakes in his trousers". You can tell it must be in China, where the trouser snakes are particularly small.

Emma Raducanu withdrew from the Wimbledon doubles match because of "some stiffness in her right wrist". I am devastated; I have been watching her closely on TV. Amazing coincidence about the wrist though.