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I saw a great xmas jumper with a nice pattern of two reindeer screwing. But it was too fucking dear.

Emma Raducanu in the Cincinnati Open - close game, it was hard for 3 hours.

It's not as if a stiffy in the Vatican is a rare event.

BBC website headline "Man caught smuggling 100 snakes in his trousers". You can tell it must be in China, where the trouser snakes are particularly small.

The idea of Liz Truss having an affair with Mark Field MP, leaves a nasty taste in the mouth. The flavour is just like the green slime from decomposing lettuce.

Can't help thinking the Mirror headline "Tory MP's rent boy lover was in Britain illegally after being refused entry THREE TIMES" must be fake news. Mark Menzies never refused a repeated entry.

Emma Raducanu is doing well in the tennis - watching her every move. All this tennis don't half make the wrist hurt though.

USA MAGA, on the anniversary date of July 13th, every year they will be wearing sanitary products on their right ear.

Latest instructions to Japanese navy pilots. "It is forbidden for navel officers to bang their choppers together"

Glad they cut the scene of Rees-Moggs enjoying the only Brexit benefit he ever identified (the extra-strong-sucking vacuum).