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ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas. ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink. ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse. TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out. BEER FARTS= These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm beer. JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape. DONKEY FART= Your ass is the only one that can do it. GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it. HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one. SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes. TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'. OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells. BRAIN FART= You need to fart, but nothing comes out. ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp. NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!" U.F.O. FART= When someone farts in crowded room, label it as a "Unidentified Foul Odour".

See between these scores and farts I'm high as fuck lads! Nearly followed through there but it burnt my hole and stunk like a bastard!

Would trotzz2018 stop trying to force a free jaccuzzi out because the shite coming out is like mushy pea's.

I love farting like fuck while doing my abs at the gym, so it doesnt look suspicious when you sit up to smell it

The pilot on an airplane announces they're about to crash and there's no sign of hope. Upon hearing this, a beautiful young woman stands up from her seat and yells, "is there anybody man enough on this plane to make me feel like a woman one last time?" To which a man stands up, rips off his shirt and yells "here, iron this!"

Does anybody ever let one go in a shop then fuck off away from the smell and look over to see peoples faces when they smell it? It gives me a steaming hardon when I go back over and sniff it

I love holding the wife down and farting on her face until she vomits. I did it 4 times and they were 4 fuckin beauts She said it was like tear gas but I actually loved the smell FUCKIN BOSS

I farted in work earlier, they called the plumbers in to check for a leak in the sewage system Stupid cunts, I thought it smelt of roses

Whats the sharpest thing in the world? A fart. It goes straight through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole

Done a weights session earlier Downed 10 raw eggs after it The smell of the house right now is fucking lush The house has evacuated But we live in Bradford so who fucking cares