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And the results are in. 100% of women agree its not the size of the penis that matters. It's the fact I'm at the school gates.

Hundreds have cats have come forward saying they have been abused at the hands of premier league footballers. The RSPCA have called it the meow too movement.

Question, if a black man kills another black man, which black life matters? Answer: neither.

When your TV went dark it used to mean its broken. Now it means you watching BBC.

BBC: Do the police disproportionately stop and search blacks and minorities? Of course they do, how else are they going to keep the streets safe!

I was always taught if you want something doing you should do it yourself Anyway, my grandchild will be born in May

Me and the wife were arguing about the size of tits. I'm telling her that it doesn't matter, she says it does. Long story short I start my new diet tomorrow.

Just received the worst blow job I've ever had. Schools really need to get a grip on sex education.

Trans people always complain there is no bathroom for them to use, despite the fact most establishments have disabled toilets

Been watching the snooker last few days and I noticed there were no black players. I couldn't help but think, this is nice.