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My dad always said whats good for the goose is good for the gander. I still don't think he should be fucking it.

Jorge Mendes has brought that many people to Wolverhampton from Portugal i'm half expect him to turn up with Madeleine McCann next.

The BBC want to make sure 20% of it workforce are blacks and Asians to ensure equality. Now seeing as these groups only make up 12% of the UK population, I've got one thing to say. Get those niggers off my TV!

Just received the worst blow job I've ever had. Schools really need to get a grip on sex education.

I asked the missus if she fancied trying anal. She said fuck that shit I said that's the spirit

When I was a kid my uncle told my parents I had ants in my pants. But he never told them he was the ant.

The wife is sick of me trying to fondle her in the night whilst she is trying to sleep, and suggested we sleep in separate beds. She picked the double bed, so naturally i picked our teenage daughters.

Woke up this morning to a horrible lump on my bell end. Anyway, after i made her some breakfast she left me alone.

Different strokes for different folks is not a suitable reason for wanking in the playground......... Apparently.

I was always a naughty kid, my mom said I had too much of my dad in me. So now I'm going into my sons room, to put some of me in him.