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Quinten Crisp has been asked to join three 1980’s tribute bands: Tears for Queers Electric Light-on-his-Feet Orchestra Dexy’s Midnight Bummers

The 2017 National Illiteracy Awards Gold and Silver for "Shockingly Bad Grammar in a Website Banner Announcement" goes to... Sickipedia! For; 'You Already Up Vote This Post' and 'You Are Viewing Today Hotest's Jokes' Thank you, and good night.

On 31st August 2022 it’ll be the 25th Anniversary Commemoration of Diana’s death. Let’s club together and book Martin Bashir to sing Candle In The Wind.

A true story about my favourite comedian when I saw him at the Hackney Empire a few years ago. The show was being recorded to make a DVD. Frankie Boyle said of the missing eight-year-old Shannon Matthews, "Why is it the ugly ones always turn up?". He went on to say that "Uncle" Michael kept her under a bed when the major police investigation started, and that he shagged her but with a photocopy of Madeleine's face stuck on hers. I laughed, the audience gasped... it was the only part of the set that didn't make the DVD, but probably only for legal reasons. My point is this; nothing should be out of bounds. If your bag is Mrs Brown's Boys, Miranda, or the Vicar of Dibley, then fine... get on with it but don't invite me. No-one forces you to buy a ticket to a Frankie Boyle show, or to buy his DVD. People who argue otherwise are self-righteous finger-wagging cunts.

Breaking news: scientists have discovered that bears shit in the woods. In other news: letting in 3,000 people a week in the build up to eventually banning flights from India, is responsible for the growth of the India variant in UK.

Why did they make Courteney Cox? Because Lisa Kudrow.

As I walked through the front door having got my test results from the doctor’s, the wife said “All clear?” I said no, I’ve got cancer. She said “Why the smiley face, then? “Because I’ve just been on new Sickipedia and it looks as though SOSIJjockey, UNFUNNYMAN, and all the other trolls & fake accounts will now need other avenues where they can fuel their desperate need for attention“.

Rows G to K of the stadium seating at Dortmund have just collapsed. Declan Rice’s girlfriend was jumping for joy at the final whistle.

Last night I decided more effort was needed in the bedroom. So I bought champagne, put on some chill-out music, put some Belgian chocolates on the bedside table, and even sprinkled rose petals on the bed cover. Best J Arthur I’ve ever had.

Deaf gravedigger who only works in metric: “I know you said 6’ for Mr Fordham but how many centimetres is that?” “ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY! you daft cunt”.