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This afternoon we are watching Pointless. Or the Coronavirus Daily Update as it’s also known.
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My mate said he didn’t understand what cloning was. I said that makes two of us.
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Everyone is impressed with Dyson for designing a new ventilator so fast. Little do they know its just a vac with the wires swapped over.
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There were 96 cases of coronavirus in Liverpool yesterday. Oh fuck.
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The death of Kobe Bryant has raised many questions for me. Top of the list is ‘who the fuck was Kobe Bryant’?
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The Duke of York should convert to Islam retrospectively. Problem solved... shagging a 17 year old is now acceptable, even lame.
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Dear David Attenborough, How are we supposed to believe that the bee population is fucked whilst we can still get quite good, and well cheap honey in Aldi?
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Did you see that dog on That’s Life? It was trained to growl whilst its owner moved its jaws, and was able to say H-O-S-T-A-G-E-S… grrr
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UK sentencing table: • Speeding - £80 fine + 3 points • Fraud - 6 months • Burglary - 2 years • GBH - 10 years • Murder - 30 years • Riding a moped under age - Death
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Emma Raducanu has reached the last 16 at Wimbledon. The semis are a definite possibility.
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