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Ever since I started denying climate change, i've become a persona-non-greta.

"Phrases you may hear at the dinner table or in the bedroom" I like my mums better.

It is easy to spot an American tourist. Just stop measuring in BMI but use the Richter Scale. in stead.

I started a foundation for children with cancer. I called it Shave The Chilldren.

What do you get if you mix a nigger with an octopus? I have no idea, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

Comedy is like a game of whack a mole. Everytime you knock one a joke down because it's not "woke" an other one pops up in its stead. Knock knock.

A Dutch guy, someone from Belgium, and a black dude are sitting in a boat. The Dutch guy proclaims "I can measure the watertemperature just by hanging my dick into the water". "Oh really, so just do it!" the Belgium guy responds. So it happens...the Dutch guy puts his penis into the water "around 16 degrees". So the guy from Belgium says "Let me try that". He puts his willy in, waits for a second "I believe it is just 15 degrees". So they ask the black guy to test it as well. So the black dude puts his penis in. Waits....waits even longer. After a few minutes the Dutch guy and Belgium guy ask him "So.... What do you think?" The black guy responds "I have no idea, but it is six feet deep".

Grok didn't delete itself.

Good thing there is a "Jokes With No Home" option. I believe that is where I should post some stuff about the kids from Palestine.

Three flies in front of me. Two of them fucking. So I whack them. The female somehow survives, flies 20 cm and proceeds to get fucked by the third fly. I thought two things: 1: You fucking whore! 2: I really need to clean my room