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"Phrases you may hear at the dinner table or in the bedroom" I like my mums better.

Check the link down below. Read the (or some of the ) 5000 jokes. Cross out all the jokes you've read on this site before. Let's call it, Sickipedia Bingo. https://realfreakypedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/the-funniest-five-thousand-jokes-part-1.pdf

There are only 6 female math teachers left in London. They said "You can count us on one hand."

This is an interactive joke about Schrödinger-cat. When I get back here tomorrow I’ll observe whether it is still around, or got buried.

Muslims in social assistance, how much have they set us back? About 900 years I reckon. PS: 'Muslim is wrongly filed under 'Racism'. 'Islam' or 'Muslim' is not a 'race'. File it under 'mental disability' or 'cancer' please.

BBC: “Treatment against anorexia has 8.000 on waiting list.” They should thin that out.

How long does a muslim girl stay a virgin? As long as she can outrun her dad.

A man walks into a restaurant with an ostrich. He orders two pints and trows ten thousand Franks on the bar and says “Keep the rest!” The owner is a bit suspicious but concludes the bill is the real deal. fife minutes later, the same deal, again ordering two pints for ten thousand Franks “Keep the rest!”. This continues for a while, the barkeeper can't help but question how the man can always pay with a 10k bill and “why the ostrich?” he asks, “Well” the man says “I was riding through the forest and in the middle of the road there was a massive mushroom, so I stopped to look, apparently three gnomes were moving, they were so thankful that I stopped I got three wishes”. The barkeeper asks “What did you ask”. The men replies “Firstly every night an other woman in my bed”. “Secondly a 10k bill in my pocket every time I reach inside”. Impatiently the ward asks “And the third one?” “Yeah.... they got that one a bit wrong”......”I asked for an ostrich.

The Titan is now next to the Titanic, curious when the Tit is going to make its first dive.

Footage from the shooting in Denmark already leaked to the media. Don't we care about privacy anymore?! Not even be able to shoot up a mall without being filmed!