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Why was George Michael banned from the lizard enclosure? Because he Karma, karma, karma, karma, cummed on a chameleon,

Just a thought... if I go down on a lesbian, does that give me enough omega 3?

My girlfriends arse is like a peach Hairy and makes a horrible yoghurt.

Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.

What does the tin man and Diddy have in common? They both needed a lot of oil to get that brain.

Roses are red Rapists are twisted I wore gloves No finger prints lifted

Jerry Springer went to the doctor and practically yells "Doctor! you have to help me! I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!" The doctor says "Sir, we've been over this a thousand times. You have stage 3 pancreatic cancer"

I had a wet dream last over this bird with down syndrome in the dream she got hit by a bus I pissed myself laughing.

I just wanna say Happy new year to all you sick bastards on this website I fucking love you all. Let's hope 2023 is even shitter then last year so sickipedia can have more wonderful jokes for us all to enjoy. To the twat who loves down voting every fucking joke on this site and thinks its funny I have your ip address buddy you are being watched.

What has a spastic and sickipedia have in common? They have a load of fucking doners.