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In Tribute to Caroline Flack, a new video game is now in production. Celebrity Dead Island.

So there I was in Saudi Arabia holding hands with my mate Dave. No idea who they belonged to but we found them by the bins.

And with that wayward drive, Tiger Woods is in the trees with a steep downhill lie.

If you were unable to watch the Queens funeral today be sure to capture the highlights on BBC tonight. On Maj of the day.

The police pulled up beside me and my Yamaha on the hard shoulder of the M25 today. Apparently it’s not the place to play a keyboard.

In the late 1960s, Michael Caine was approached by Jim Morrison, Ray Manzarek, Robby Krieger, John Densmore. The idea was that they all wanted oral sex from his wife and offered an outrageous sum of money to do so. Caine obliged. When all was set and done Michael Caine walked in to collect his dough and noticed Mick Jagger and Keith Richards stripped to their ankles as well. Caine turned to his wife and yelled, “you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”

When Willie Thorne gets lowered into his grave will a giant white glove lift him out and put him in another spot in the cemetery?

Better out than in my old grandad used to say. Great bloke, shit Tennis coach.

“Right lefty scum, you’re nicked”, said the officer untying me from a stationary lorry in Westminster. “Lefty scum?”, I replied.” I’ve been there since Sunday when my stag do ended!”

Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen dies aged 65. Or is it just migration to the cloud?