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"Dad! Other kids at school keep saying I'm racist." "Which kids, son?" "The niggers."

Dictionary For Womens Personal Issues: 40ish .....................49 Adventurous ....... Slept with all your mates Athletic .................No Boobs Average looking ...Has a face like an arse Beautiful ...............Pathological liar Contagious smile ....Does a lot of pills Educated ............Slept around at college Emotionally secure ........ On medication Feminist ................Fat Friendship first .....Former slag Fun ....................... Annoying Gentle .................... Dull Good listener .........Autistic New Age .................Body hair problems Open minded ..........Desperate Outgoing ...............Loud and embarrassing Poet ...................... Depressive Professional ..........Bitch Romantic .................. Frigid Voluptuous ................ Very fat Large lady ................ Hugely Fat Wants soul-mate.......Stalker Widow ..................... Murderer

Roses are red, Manchester is Blue, No champions league for you, Not one year but two, No contracts renewed, Pep is on his way to barca, And liverpools lead still stands at 22. #You'llNeverWalkAloneOnValentinesDay

What does Steven Spielberg's hit movie JAWS have in common with his pornstar daughter? They both like to open wide and swallow men whole.

If marriage has taught me one thing in life, it's how to masturbate in bed without waking my wife up.

Liverpool FC: You'll Never Walk Alone Coronavirus: Fuck your season, nobody's walking anywhere.

LOCKDOWN: Teaching me to stay away from the people that common sense couldn't.

"So what do you remember about the Coronavirus?" "Oh just shits and bats." And people wondered why we needed so much toilet paper.

BREAKING: Harry Maguire found guilty of aggravated assault, resisting arrest and repeated attempts of bribery. He now has more criminal convictions than trophies.

I spent 14 years learning how to improve my handwriting and now we're using keyboard.