Sickipedia
Loading...
Sickipedia
Loading...
Widget Settings
About Me
This user hasn't shared anything in their 'About' section yet.
Location
Sick
Social Networks
Looks like this user hasn’t linked any social accounts.
Followers
Looks like nobody’s following this user right now.
Young Londoners felt pressured to donate their last 46p to church. That’s not tithing — that’s mugging someone who already lives on Universal Credit and noodles.
Be the first to give award
If someone is sleeping, and you hold their iPhoneX up to their face does it unlock? Asking for a friend...
Be the first to give award
Did you know Jewish rabbis aren't allowed to accept payment for circumcisions? They just keep the tips!
Be the first to give award
I held the door open for a Japanese guy today.. He said, "sank you", so I punched him in the face. I can't believe he would bring up Pearl Harbor like that.
Be the first to give award
Living in Bradford, I constantly feel like a Rice Krispie in a box of Coco Pops.
Be the first to give award
What's the difference between a Jew and a dollar? I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars
Be the first to give award
A very sad weekend for Bayern Munich & it's fans. Yesterday they said goodbye to Lahm & Alonso, today they said goodbye to Arsenal.
Be the first to give award
EPL over: Chelsea - Gold Tottenham H - Silver Man. City - Bronze Liverpool - Aluminium Arsenal - Plywood Man.Utd - ?? Mosquito coil
Be the first to give award
A priest and a Rabbi are very good friends, so they decide to go to a remote lake for a swim. Of course they're swimming naked as you do. All of a sudden, two buses pull up. Out of one pours the rabbis congregation and out of the other pours the priests congregation. Their clothes are on the other side of the lake so they don't have time to retrieve them, they just have to make a run for it. The priest, running with his hands covering his genitals looks over at the rabbi and sees him running with his hands over his face. He says, "rabbi! What are you doing!" The rabbi says, "in my community, they recognise me by my face."
Be the first to give award
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his ass.
Be the first to give award
Guidelines, Information and Rules
Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
01-
Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.
02-
As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
03-
If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.
04-
Do not repost from all time top list.
05-
Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.
06-
No posting personal information.
07-
Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
08-
Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored
09-
Child Exploitation content
10-
As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
11-
Content designed to intimidate a person or group by any means including, doxxing, murder or injury, rape, harrasment etc.
12-
Meta posts are not allowed, however you can contact admin or a moderator.
13-
Promoting false information
Send
Report
Delete
Take Action
Make Invisible
Award This Madness
