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What do you get if you cross an octopus with a policeman? A cop who can kneel on 8 niggers necks at once

What's the best thing about being a paedophile? You're cock looks big in the photographs

I've just found the answer at the bottle of a bottle Best before 6/11/24

Breaking News Police searching for 2 missing American bulldog types in Birmingham stopped a group of people running towards them screaming about dogs going wild. The Policeman stopped one and said which way are they going? He said "Well we're not fuckin chasing um!"

Fuck off Cornish moaning cunts. There's no tin left because you've mined it all. There's no fish left because you've caught them all. Everywhere you can see the sea, you have painted double yellow lines. Pies are round, yours are half moons and therefore, half a pie. There's no house's for locals because your parents or grandparents cashed in and fucked you over. And it really doesn't matter whether you put the fucking jam or fucking cream on 1st on a fucking scone. It will still end up being sewerage....enjoy surfing in it

How can we recognise Palestine...even the locals don't recognise the place anymore.

I broke my New Years Resolution today and wanked in my daughters face cream again

Just googled my what3words address to see what it is. bringsomebeak I'll take that. Anyone else looked to see what their address is?

What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron

Our sister Aisha, has bought great shame on the family, and refused to marry our 45 year old cousin until she is 13. We have informed the mosque we want her gone. We are just waiting on a decision from the banish inquisition